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27th-Apr-2008 08:24 pm - Murphy's Law of Photography
I found this via another DA user. It's all so true. And I know anyone else who has done photography will concur!

Murphy's Law of Photography

You are not Ansel Adams

Neither are you Herb Ritz

Automatic Cameras - Aren't

Auto Focus - won't

If you can't remember, you left the film at home

No photo assignment remains unchanged after the first day of shooting

When in doubt, motor out

If a photo shoot goes too smoothly, then the lab will lose the film

If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid

Success occurs when no one is looking, failure occurs when the Client is watching

The most critical roll of film is fogged

If you forgot, then you did not rewind the film

Photo Assistants are essential, they give photographers someone to yell at

The one item (batteries, film, and ect.) you need is always in short supply

Interchangeable parts aren't

Long life batteries only last for a couple of rolls

Weather never cooperates

Everything always works in your home, everything always fails on location

For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism

The newest and least experienced photographer will usually win the Pulitzer

Every instruction given to a lab, which can be misunderstood, will be

There is always a way, and it usually doesn't work

Never tell the Photo Editor you have nothing to do

Things which must be shipped together as a set, aren't

No photojournalist is well dressed

No well dressed photographer is a photojournalist

Professional photographers are predictable; the world is full of dangerous amateurs

The nature shots invariably happen on two occasions:
-when animals are ready.
-when you're not.

Same rule just substitute children

Client Intelligence is a contradiction

There is no such thing as a perfect shoot

The important things are always simple

The simple things are always hard

Flashes will fail as soon as you need them

A clean (and dry) camera is a magnet for dust, mud and moisture

Photo experience is something you never get until just after you need it

The self-importance of a client is inversely proportional to his position in the hierarchy (as is his deviousness and mischievousness)

The lens that falls is always the most expensive.

when you drop a lens cap, the inside part always lands face down in the mud.

Bugs always want to land on the mirror during a lens swap.

Your batteries will always go dead or you will need to put in a new film canister at the least opportune moment.

Your batteries will always go dead during a long exposure (so with the shutter open).

When you shoot the night away and never have to stop. Your film did not roll on to the take up reel.

Camera are designed with a built-in sensor, that senses the anticipation to develop the film. When the level of anticipation is highest, this sensor causes the back to flip open exposing the film.

Lenses are attracted back to their source - hard rocks.
Corollary: The more expensive the lens, the greater the attraction.

No matter how long you've had a convention for marking film holders, you will forget it - when exposing the once-in-a-lifetime shot.

Safelights - aren't.

The greater a photographer's excitement, the greater its chance of fogging film, scratching prints, and deleting files.

The success of an assignment is inversely proportional to the product of its importance and the number of people watching.

Strobes only explode when lots of people are watching.
Corollary: Strobes only work when there is nobody else to see.
16th-Sep-2007 11:05 pm - HOLY HELL!!!
I JUST FRIGGIN WON FIRST PLACE ON hyde_stillness!!! HOLY CRAP! This was totally unexpected!!! I really didn't think I was even going to win! I'm really excited! All the other icons submitted where so much better! Wow, I am completely shocked! @_@

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